February 2012
Anonymous asked: What's one reason you want to be in the military?
So I went and watched Wanderlust with my parents...
I see why we were the only three people in the entire theater.
Can I please watch a comedy without every other word being fuck? Oh and I would also like if the entire plot wasn’t wrapped up in sex. And if maybe we could go without showing a penis every 5 minutes that would be great too.
I won’t buy that movie, or any other comedy I have watched lately. Mostly because it was so crude...
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
Slightly Inebriated.
Anonymous asked: You sound fun to have sex with, I'm a bottom.
